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Kung Fu Panda 2 [Opens up to a narrated story, displayed in a 2D-animated shadow puppet show. Two peacocks overlook a tall, majestic tower.] NARRATOR : [In voiceover] Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen.
This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to. At least you'll have some Kung Fu Panda quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right? And swing on back to Drew's. Script- O- Rama afterwards - - because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway. Legend tells of a legendary warrior..
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He traveled the land. I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! The warrior said nothing.
Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Enough talk. Let's fight! He was so deadly in fact. He's too awesome!
And attractive. - How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. It mattered not how many foes he faced.
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- Kung Fu Panda Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay and/or the Jack Black movie.
- Kung Fu Panda [A mysterious warrior, with his identity hidden beneath a flowing robe and wide-brimmed hat, treks with his staff across a bridge above a huge lake.] NARRATOR : [In voiceover] Legend tells of a legendary warrior.
They were no match for his bodacity! Never before had a panda. And so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in China. Furious Five. bowed in respect.
We should hang out. But hanging out would have to wait. Because when you're facing. Demon Mountain. there's only one thing. You'll be late for work! Po. What are you doing up there?
Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress! Po!
Let's go! You're late for work. Sorry doesn't make the noodles. What were you doing up there?
All that noise. Nothing. I just had a crazy dream. What were you dreaming about? I was dreaming about.. Noodles? You were really. Yeah. What else. would I be dreaming about? Careful! That soup is sharp.
My son, finally having the noodle dream! You don't know how long I've been. This is a sign, Po. A sign of what? You are almost ready to be entrusted. Secret Ingredient Soup. Then you will fulfill your destiny.
As I took it over from my father. Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream. No, it was the dream.
We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. But, Dad, didn't you ever want. Something besides noodles? Actually, when I was young and crazy. I thought about running away.
Why didn't you? Because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? No! We all have our place in this world. Mine is here, and yours is..
I know, is here. No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and. Service with a smile. Well done, students.. Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety.
Master Shifu. It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you. Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong? Why must something be wrong.
So, nothing's wrong? Well, I didn't say that. You were saying? I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return.
That is impossible! He is in prison. Nothing is impossible. Fly to Chorh- Gom prison and tell them. Tai Lung does not leave that prison! Yes, Master Shifu!
One often meets his destiny. We must do something! We can't let him. Your mind is like this water. When it is agitated. But if you allow it to settle.. The Dragon Scroll.
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted. To become the Dragon Warrior? Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. Sorry. Suck it up! Sorry. A thousand pardons. Master Oogway's choosing.
Dragon Warrior! Today! Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of. the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll! We've waited 1,0. This is the greatest day. Just go! Po! Where are you going? To the Jade Palace.
You're forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there. Selling noodles? But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I.. I was thinking maybe I..
They're about to go bad. I told you that dream was a sign. Yeah. Glad I had it. I'm a kung fu warrior! There's spots at the top.
Come on. Come on! We'll bring you back a souvenir. No. I'll bring me back a souvenir. It is an historic day.
Isn't it, Master Oogway? Yes, and one I feared. I would not live to see. Are your students ready? Yes, Master Oogway. Know this, old friend. Whomever I choose will not only bring.
Let the tournament begin! Let the tournament begin! I'm coming! Wait, wait!
Hey! Open the door! Citizens of the Valley of Peace. Tigress! Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis! The Furious Five!
Yeah, the Furious Five! Warriors, prepare! Wait. No. Oh, peeky- hole. Ready for battle!
The Thousand Tongues of Fire. Hey! Get out of the way!
And finally Master Tigress! And believe me, citizens. Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox. Blades of Death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the Valley of Peace. Master Oogway will now choose.
Dragon Warrior! Oh, no! No, no, wait! What are you doing?! What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior! But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream! I lied. I don't dream.
Dad. I love kung fu! Come on, son. Let's get back to work. What's going on? What are you pointing? I just wanted to see. Dragon Warrior was. How interesting. Master, are you pointing at me? The universe has brought us.
Dragon Warrior! Stop, wait! Who told you to? Master Oogway, wait. That flabby panda can't possibly be. You were about to point at Tigress.
That was just an accident! There are no accidents. Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. No. If the panda. I will have failed you.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message.. Master Shifu. "Double the guard?!". Extra precautions?!". Your prison may not be adequate?!".
You doubt my prison security?! Absolutely not. Shifu does. I'm just the messenger. I'll give you a message.
Master Shifu. Escape from Chorh- Gom prison. Impressive, isn't it?
It's very impressive. It's very impressive. One way in, one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.
Yes, except that prisoner.. Tai Lung. What are you doing? Behold Tai Lung. I'm just gonna wait right here.
It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Crossbows! At the ready! Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway's giving someone the Dragon. Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
Don't get him mad. What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized.
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail? I'm good. I've seen enough. I'll tell Shifu he. No, he doesn't. I'll tell him that. Can we please go now? Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
I think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I'm.. The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! Look at this place. Master Flying Rhino's armor.
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself. The Invisible Trident of Destiny! I've only seen paintings.
The legendary Urn. Whispering Warriors. Said to contain the souls. Tenshu Army. Have you finished sight- seeing?
Sorry, I should have come to you first. My patience is wearing thin. Well, I mean, it's not like you. Would you turn around? How's it going? How do you get 5,0.
Someone.. broke that. But I'll fix it. Do you have some.. So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will. never be the Dragon Warrior until.. Dragon Scroll. So, how does this work?
Do you have a ladder. You think it's that easy? That I'll just hand you the secret. One must first master. And that is impossible. Someone like me? Yes, look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms!
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. And utter disregard. Now, wait a minute. That's uncalled for. Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said I was.. The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! Oh, you know this hold?
Developed by Master Wuxi. Third Dynasty. Then you know what happens. I flex my pinky. - You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up.
OK, OK, take it easy. Now listen closely, panda.
Oogway may have picked you. I'm through with you. I promise you, you're going to wish. Are we clear? Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear. I can't wait to get started.
Wait, wait, wait. Unless the great Oogway was wrong. Dragon Warrior. Oh, OK, well..
I can do all of those moves. Well, if we don't try. Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find. What level is that? Well, I'm not a master, but..
Level zero. No. There is no such thing. Maybe I can start with that. We use that for training children and. But if you insist..
The Furious Five! You're bigger than your action figures.
Except, you, Mantis. You're the same. Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. Are they gonna watch, or should I wait. OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting.
So my kung fu might not be. What you got? You got nothing. I got it right here.
You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel thunder.
I'm coming at you with crazy feet. Come on. I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style. You've only seen praying mantis.
Or monkey style. Or I could come at you snickety- snake. Would you hit it!
All right. All right. Why don't you try again? A little harder. This will be easier than I thought. I'm feeling a little nauseous!
Those are hard! There is now a level zero. There's no words.
No denying that. - There's no words. No denying that. What was Master Oogway thinking? The poor guy's gonna get himself killed. He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky. When he walks, the very ground shakes! One would think Master Oogway would.
Yeah, or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes. That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore? I've had a long. and rather disappointing day, so.. Yeah, I should probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were amazing. Battle of Weeping River. Out- numbered a thousand to one. You just.. Sorry about that. Look, you don't belong here.
I know. I know. You're right. I don't have.. I just.. My whole life I dreamed of.. No, I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane. OK. Right, right.
So, you want to get to sleep. I'm keeping you up. We got big things tomorrow.
All right. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye- bye. I didn't say anything. OK. All right. Good night.
That seemed a little awkward. Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you.
You don't belong here. Yeah, of course. This is your room. I mean, you don't belong.
Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu. I see you have found the Sacred. Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought. You eat when you are upset. Upset? I'm not upset.
Kung Fu Panda (2. Movie Script. Legend tells of a legendary warrior,whose kung fu skillswere the stuff of legend. He travelled the landin search of worthy foes. I see you like to chew. Maybe you should on my fist. The warrior said anythingfor his mouth was full. Then he swallowed.
And then he spoke. Enough talk. Let's fight. He was so deadly in fact,that his enemies will go blind,from over exposure to pureawesomeness.
My eyes! He's too awesome! And attractive. How can we re- pay you?
There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. Never before had a pandabeen so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroesin all of China,The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master.
We should hang out. Agreed. But hanging out wouldhave to wait. Cause when you're facing the tenthousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thingthat matters and thats..
Get up! You'll be late for work. Po.. Get up! Hey, Po.
What are you doing up there? Ahh. nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper,Tigress .. Roarrrr! Ahh.. Po. Let's go. You're late for work. Coming! Sorry Dad. Sorry, doesn't make the Noodles.
What were you doing up there? All that noise? Oh.. Just had a crazy dream. About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about? What was I.. aah...
I was dreaming about a.. Noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
Uhh.. Ya,what else would I be dreaming about? Oh, careful. That soup is - sharp! Oh.. happy day. My son finally having the noodle dream. You don't know how long. I have been waiting for this moment.
This is a sign, Po. Uh.. a sign of what?
You are almost ready to beentrusted with the secret ingredient.. And then you will fulfill your destinyand take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my fatherwho took over from his father. Dad, dad, dad. It was just a dream.
No, it was the Dream. Wu Xiang noodles. Po, broth runs through our veins. But Dad, didn't you everwanted to do something else?
Something, beside noodles. Actually, when I was youngand crazy. I thought of running awayand learning how to make tofu. So why didn't you? Oh, because it wasa stupid dream.
Can you imagine me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha. Tofu! No, we all have our placein this world. My is here and yours is... I know "is here". No, its tables 2, 5 ,7 and 1. Service with a smile.
Well done, students... Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey greater speed.
Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis.. Master Shifu.. Master Shifu.. What? It.. its Master Oogway,he wants to see you. Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?
Why must something be wrongfor me to want to see my old friend? So, nothing is wrong? Well, I didn't say that.
You were saying? I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return. That is impossible. He's in prison. Nothing is impossible. Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison. Tell them to double the guards,Double the weapons. Double everything.
Tai Lung does not leavethat prison. Yes, Master Shifu. One often meets his destiny onthe road he takes to avoid it.
We have to do something. We can'tjust have him march in the valley.
And take his revenge. He'll, he'll.. Your mind is like this watermy friend. When it is agitated... But if you allow it to settle,the answer becomes clear.
The Dragon's scroll. It is time. But who?
Who is worthy to be trustedwith the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior. I don't know. Excuse me. Sorry. Oo.. oo sorry. Hey, watch it Po. Sorry. Aah.. Oop!
Sorry, a thousand pardon. What? Master Oogway is choosinga Dragon Warrior, today. Everyone, everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is goingto get the Dragon's Scroll. We have been waiting a thousandyears for this. Just take the bowl!
This is the greatest day in Kung Fuhistory! Don't worry about it. Just go! Po! Where are you going? To the Jade Palace. But you're forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there andyou will sell noodle to all of them. Selling noodles? But Dad.
You know I was kindof thinking, maybe I.. Ya? I was kind of thinking, maybe I..
Ahh.. Haa.? Could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad. That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign. Ya.. I'm glad I had it. Almost there. What?
No! No! No! Sorry Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir. No, I'll bring you back a souvenir. It's a historic day. Isn't it Master Oogway? Yes. The one I feared.
I would not live to see. Are your students ready? Yes, Master Oogway. Now know this old friend.. Whomever I chose will not only bringpeace to the valley, but also to you. Let the tournament begin!
No, no, no, wait! I'm coming. Hey! Open the door. Let me in! Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honourto present to you,Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis.
The Furious Five! Ah.. Ah.. Ahh.. They're The Furious Five!
Aah. aah.. ouch! Warriors prepare! Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle. The thousand tons of fire! Ho.. ha.. howw! Wow..
Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way! Uhh.. Oh.. ohh! Ah.. Hiyaah.. ouch! And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me citizens,you have not seen anything yet. I know! Master Tigress faces Iron Armsand its Blades of Death. I sense the Dragon Warrioris among us.
Citizens of the Valley of Peace,Master Oogway will now choosethe Dragon Warrior. Hah.. butta.. No, no, no wait! Yaa.. ahh. Ha.. ha.. Ha.. ha.. haah. Po!
What are you doing? What does it looklike I'm doing? Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior. But I don't understand,you finally have the noodle dream. I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu.. uuu! Oh come on son. Let's get back to work.
Heay.. okay. Ahh.. Po!. Heay.. heay.. Oh.. Somebody.. Oh.
What's going on?. Where? Why are you pointing..? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wantedto see who the Dragon Warrior was? How interesting? Master, are you pointing at me? Him. Who? You. Me? The universe has broughtus the Dragon Warrior. What? What? What?
What! Stop wait. Who told you to.. Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda can't possiblybe the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive us Master.
We have failed you. No. If the panda has not quit bymorning, then I would have failed you. Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu. What? Double the guard. Extra precautions. Your prison may not be adequate?
You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not! Shifu does.
I'm just the messenger. I'll give you a messagefor your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom prisonis impossible. Impressive isn't it? Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.
One way in. And one way out. One thousand guardsand one prisoner. Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down. Ahh.. Oh.. oo.. oh. Oh my..
Behold Tai Lung. I'll umm.. I'll justwait right here. It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready. Hey tough guy. Did you hear..
Oogway is finally going to givesomeone the Dragon Scroll... What are you doing? Don't get him mad.
What is he going to do about it? I've got him completely immobilised.
Haa.. haa.. haa.. Oh.. Did I step onthe wooly kiddy's tail? I'm gonna.. I've seen enough. I'm gonna tell Shifu that hehas nothing to worry about. No, he doesn't. Okay I'll tell him that. Hmm.. Can we please go now?
Oh. Wait a second. I think there has beena slight mistake. Err.. Everyone seemsto think I'm err.. Ahh.. The sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. Look at this place. Master Flying- Rhino's armour.
With authentic battle damage! Wow.. the Sword of Heroes. Said to be so sharp, you can cutyourself just by looking .. Aah!. Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny.
Uuhhs.. I've only seen paintingsof that painting. Aah.. ah.. ha.. ha..
Heeyah.. yah. Aah.. Noo.! Ho.. oh, oh, oh.. The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. Said to contain souls of theentire Tenshu army. Hello? Have you finished sightseeing?
Sorry. I should havecome to see you first. My patience is running thin. Ohh? Well. I mean, it's not likeyou are going anywhere. You turn around. Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get 5. Master Shifu!. Ooh!.
Ohh.. whooo.. Someone broke that.. But I'm going to fix it..
I.. Do you have some glue.. Whooo.. Aah.. ouch.. I've a splinter. So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm.. Ahh, I guess so? Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior.
You will never be the Dragon Warrior... Dragon scroll. Wow.. How does this work? Do you have a ladder?
Umph.. You think it is that easy? That I'm just going to hand youthe secret to limitless power? No! I.. One must first master the highestlevel of Kung Fuand that is clearly impossibleif that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes!
Look at you! This fat blob. Flabby arms. Those are sensitive.
And this ridiculous belly. Hey.. whooo.. And utter disregard for personal hygiene. Now wait a minute. That's a little uncalled for.
Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said that I was the.. Uh.. the Wushi Finger Hold. Never.. Master Shifu don't.. Haa.. oh.. You know this hold?
Developed by Master Wushi in the. Oh. Then you must know what happenswhen I flex my pinky.
No, no, no.. You know the hardest part of this?. The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm.. Okay. Okay, take it easy.
Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you,but when I'm through with you.. I promise you,you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear? Yes, we're clear, we're clear. We are so clear. Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I can't wait to get started.
Let's begin. Wait, wait, wait. Now? Yes now. Unless you think that the great Oogway waswrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior. Okay. Well, I don't knowif I can do all of those moves. Well, if we don't try,we will never know, will we?
Yes, it's just, maybe we can findsomething more suited to my level. And what level is that? Well you know.. I'm not a master, butlet's just start at zero.
Level zero. There is no such thing as level zero. Hey, maybe I can start with that. That. We use thatfor training children. And popping the dooropen when it is hot. But if you insist. Wow.. The Furious Five. You're so much biggerthan your action figures.
Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same. Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.